ur-blog-sucks-dick-but-i:

robotveggie:

lickmymccracken:

thingsiminlesbianswith:

loversneedlawyers:

A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking.

Saw this on reddit and immediately looked for the video to reblog on here because it’s really fantastic

those last two lines hit me like a fucking train

That was the most powerful thing I’ve seen in a long time. 

reblog everytime

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If Pink was a chick, he’d probably be quite hot.

If Pink was a chick, he’d probably be quite hot.

a guide to uk cities for foreign people

  • manchester: gays. you will probably get mugged.
  • liverpool: like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
  • newcastle: probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
  • leeds: it's a lot cheaper than london
  • bradford: leeds but awful
  • nottingham: gun death capital of the uk!
  • derby: intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any f*cks about this.
  • hull: violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
  • leicester: i'm not sure this is a real place
  • york: this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
  • birmingham: NO.
  • brighton & hove: more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
  • portsmouth: there is literally nothing here.
  • southampton: exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
  • bristol: you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
  • cardiff: you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
  • plymouth: post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
  • penzance: everyone here is from london now.
  • london: no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
  • cambridge: windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
  • oxford: same number of c***s as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
  • edinburgh: a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
  • glasgow: it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
  • aberdeen: las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
  • belfast: do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
  • wolverhampton: really, really don't.
  • norwich: count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
  • coventry: like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
  • wells: so tiny and filled with country bumpkins that it got used as the setting for the VILLAGE in hot fuzz. there is also a suspiciously low crime rate...
  • worcester: a blend between pretty tudor houses, ugly 60s buildings, forests, and sauce.
youknowyourebritishwhen:

Eventually Blue Whale will be correct.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Eventually Blue Whale will be correct.

thedailywhat:

Weird Tube of the Day: The World’s Fastest Juggling Pianist

Dan Menendez the “Juggler Extraordinaire” shows off his precision juggling skills by playing a song on the piano without laying a finger on the keys. … not sure if an amazing skill or just a weird YouTube video.

breezeful:

s-ptemberism:

bootyaficionado:

br0mosexual:

Oh my God, this poor man dropped his McDonald’s on the floor near the metro. Only a heartless person would scroll past this..please reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly.

Literally feel fucking terrible every time I see someone drop their food anywhere hahahaha

Dude I cry when people drop their food
the struggle

i dont care if you’re a one direction/justin bieber blog, it only takes a few seconds to reblog this pic. <3 have a heart

breezeful:

s-ptemberism:

bootyaficionado:

br0mosexual:

Oh my God, this poor man dropped his McDonald’s on the floor near the metro. Only a heartless person would scroll past this..please reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly.

Literally feel fucking terrible every time I see someone drop their food anywhere hahahaha

Dude I cry when people drop their food

the struggle

i dont care if you’re a one direction/justin bieber blog, it only takes a few seconds to reblog this pic. <3 have a heart

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Can&#8217;t wait for her to come home tomoro :)

Can’t wait for her to come home tomoro :)

Frightened Rabbit - Set You Free




The word of the day is HAPPY

"this is the first day of my life
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you 
But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you
And I’d probably be happy”

(via )

procasturbation:

It’s as simple as that….

procasturbation:

It’s as simple as that….

She is freakishly strong.

She is freakishly strong.